A Sizeable Party for Christmas
Hello friends, I hope you are enjoying the 2022 holiday season. We here at KAJITANI-EIZAN’s Patch Site have some exciting news to share!
Heart Is a Blast
We at KAJITANI-EIZAN’s Patch Site hope you can take a moment to appreciate the lighter moments in life even despite ongoing world events, including, but not limited to, the war beginning in AD 2022.
Like a Burning Phoenix also to the Flame
By now, you know that I’m going to post something on this day, and you know it’s been a long, long time since your favorite game has gotten a news update. Worry no more, because both news update, and patch release, are finally here.
Tales in 2015
We here at KAJITANI-EIZAN’s Patch Site hope you have been doing well! Since it has been a while since my scathing quasi-review of The Tales That Must Not Be Named, I figured I should give an update on what’s been going on with Tales and what sorts of Tales things I’ve been helping out with […]
Like Moths to a Flame
I don’t have the Heart to blog about how incredibly shitty a job they did despite having 6 months to fix it up and despite everyone telling them exactly what they did wrong. So instead, I’m going to focus on what they did right. – They got Lithia right – The Sleeping Beauty poem is […]
You Guys Need a Localization Director
I know I’m beating a dead horse at this point, in the forest, where no one that matters is likely to be listening, but it still has to be said.
No. No no no no no.
Namco pls. Seriously, just stop for a moment. What are you doing?
Attn: Namco: Please Fix These Things in Hearts R
It’s been confirmed that Tales of Hearts R for the Sony Playstation Vita will be coming to western shores in Winter 2014! We would like to give our thanks and congratulations to Tales producer Mr. Hideo Baba, who has followed through on his suggestion that Western Tales fans should really play Hearts and is going […]
Job Opening Now Filled
We are proud to announce that we have found a new translator to fill the vacated position left by our old one!
itsyaboi on Tales of Hearts: “patch is dropping in 2032 i can feel it frfr” May 11, 00:28
A Crash Korse in How Not to Localize
By Kajitani-Eizan on November 16, 2014
Due to popular demand, I will explain exactly what Namco should have done to make this localization not be terrible! It’s really simple: When in doubt, If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It. If you don’t know what you’re doing, leave it the hell alone until you do. If you take this one adage to […]
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