Tales of Hearts
A Sizeable Party for Christmas
By Kajitani-Eizan on December 25, 2022
Hello friends, I hope you are enjoying the 2022 holiday season. We here at KAJITANI-EIZAN’s Patch Site have some exciting news to share!
Posted in Tales of Hearts | Tagged Tales of Hearts | 2 Responses
Heart Is a Blast
By Kajitani-Eizan on April 1, 2022
We at KAJITANI-EIZAN’s Patch Site hope you can take a moment to appreciate the lighter moments in life even despite ongoing world events, including, but not limited to, the war beginning in AD 2022.
Posted in Tales of Hearts | Tagged April Fools, Narikiri Dungeon 2, Narikiri Dungeon 3, Tales of Hearts | 6 Responses
Like a Burning Phoenix also to the Flame
By Kajitani-Eizan on March 31, 2019
By now, you know that I’m going to post something on this day, and you know it’s been a long, long time since your favorite game has gotten a news update. Worry no more, because both news update, and patch release, are finally here.
Posted in Narikiri Dungeon 3 | Tagged April Fools, Narikiri Dungeon 3, Tales of Hearts, Translation Patch Release | 14 Responses
Tales in 2015
By Kajitani-Eizan on March 31, 2015
We here at KAJITANI-EIZAN’s Patch Site hope you have been doing well! Since it has been a while since my scathing quasi-review of The Tales That Must Not Be Named, I figured I should give an update on what’s been going on with Tales and what sorts of Tales things I’ve been helping out with […]
Posted in General News | Tagged April Fools, Boring, Tales of Hearts, Tales of Vesperia, Tales of Zestiria | 21 Responses
Like Moths to a Flame
By Kajitani-Eizan on November 10, 2014
I don’t have the Heart to blog about how incredibly shitty a job they did despite having 6 months to fix it up and despite everyone telling them exactly what they did wrong. So instead, I’m going to focus on what they did right. – They got Lithia right – The Sleeping Beauty poem is […]
Posted in Localization Commentary, Tales of Hearts | Tagged Seriously Namco?, Tales of Hearts | 39 Responses
You Guys Need a Localization Director
By Kajitani-Eizan on June 12, 2014
I know I’m beating a dead horse at this point, in the forest, where no one that matters is likely to be listening, but it still has to be said.
Posted in Localization Commentary, Tales of Hearts | Tagged Seriously Namco?, Tales of Hearts | 47 Responses
No. No no no no no.
By Kajitani-Eizan on April 21, 2014
Namco pls. Seriously, just stop for a moment. What are you doing?
Posted in Localization Commentary, Tales of Hearts | Tagged Seriously Namco?, Tales of Hearts | 33 Responses
Attn: Namco: Please Fix These Things in Hearts R
By Kajitani-Eizan on April 18, 2014
It’s been confirmed that Tales of Hearts R for the Sony Playstation Vita will be coming to western shores in Winter 2014! We would like to give our thanks and congratulations to Tales producer Mr. Hideo Baba, who has followed through on his suggestion that Western Tales fans should really play Hearts and is going […]
Posted in Tales of Hearts | Tagged Boring, Tales of Hearts | 28 Responses
Job Opening Now Filled
By Kajitani-Eizan on April 2, 2014
We are proud to announce that we have found a new translator to fill the vacated position left by our old one!
Posted in Tales of Hearts | Tagged Absolute Zero, Boring, J/K, Tales of Hearts | 18 Responses
A Crash Korse in How Not to Localize
By Kajitani-Eizan on November 16, 2014
Due to popular demand, I will explain exactly what Namco should have done to make this localization not be terrible! It’s really simple: When in doubt, If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It. If you don’t know what you’re doing, leave it the hell alone until you do. If you take this one adage to […]
Posted in Localization Commentary, Tales of Hearts | Tagged Seriously Namco?, Tales of Hearts | 53 Responses