Like Moths to a Flame
By Kajitani-Eizan on November 10, 2014
I don’t have the Heart to blog about how incredibly shitty a job they did despite having 6 months to fix it up and despite everyone telling them exactly what they did wrong. So instead, I’m going to focus on what they did right.
– They got Lithia right
– The Sleeping Beauty poem is cutely translated
– Some lines of dialogue (~40%+) aren’t a TOTAL trainwreck… 40%! That’s great, guys! That’s better than Sword Art Online!
That’s about it. You can spoil yourself if you want:
Buy it, or don’t. It barely matters. I won’t.
Posted in Localization Commentary, Tales of Hearts | Tagged Seriously Namco?, Tales of Hearts | 39 Responses
The Arte of Arte Naming
By Kajitani-Eizan on August 25, 2014
Pretty much just don’t be Namco and you’ll be fine. Continue reading »
Posted in General News, Localization Commentary | Tagged Boring, Seriously Namco?, Tales of Xillia 2 | 43 Responses
You Guys Need a Localization Director
By Kajitani-Eizan on June 12, 2014
I know I’m beating a dead horse at this point, in the forest, where no one that matters is likely to be listening, but it still has to be said. Continue reading »
Posted in Localization Commentary, Tales of Hearts | Tagged Seriously Namco?, Tales of Hearts | 47 Responses
No. No no no no no.
By Kajitani-Eizan on April 21, 2014
Namco pls. Seriously, just stop for a moment. What are you doing? Continue reading »
Posted in Localization Commentary, Tales of Hearts | Tagged Seriously Namco?, Tales of Hearts | 33 Responses
Attn: Namco: Please Fix These Things in Hearts R
By Kajitani-Eizan on April 18, 2014
It’s been confirmed that Tales of Hearts R for the Sony Playstation Vita will be coming to western shores in Winter 2014! We would like to give our thanks and congratulations to Tales producer Mr. Hideo Baba, who has followed through on his suggestion that Western Tales fans should really play Hearts and is going to make it happen. As a result, we will put the fan translation on hold. As previously stated, we don’t want to scuttle the ship that is Tales in the West by potentially lowering sales. As such, if you want to play Hearts in English, I would recommend buying the Vita version when it comes out! Continue reading »
Posted in Tales of Hearts | Tagged Boring, Tales of Hearts | 28 Responses
Job Opening Now Filled
By Kajitani-Eizan on April 2, 2014
We are proud to announce that we have found a new translator to fill the vacated position left by our old one! Continue reading »
Posted in Tales of Hearts | Tagged Absolute Zero, Boring, J/K, Tales of Hearts | 18 Responses
Job Openings Now Available
By Kajitani-Eizan on March 31, 2014
I have good news and bad news. The bad news is for throughhim413. The good news is for everyone else. Continue reading »
Posted in Tales of Hearts | Tagged Absolute Zero, April Fools, Tales of Hearts | 16 Responses
State of the Translation Address
By Kajitani-Eizan on February 28, 2014
Hello, my fellow Americans and citizens of other countries. Today I will talk about the (lack of) progress being made. Continue reading »
Posted in Tales of Hearts | Tagged Boring, J/K, Tales of Hearts | 34 Responses
A Very Benito Berylmas
By Kajitani-Eizan on December 25, 2013
We here at KAJITANI-EIZAN’s Patch Site hope that you all are having another wonderful holiday season! Continue reading »
Posted in Tales of Hearts | Tagged J/K, Tales of Hearts | 30 Responses
A Crash Korse in How Not to Localize
By Kajitani-Eizan on November 16, 2014
Due to popular demand, I will explain exactly what Namco should have done to make this localization not be terrible! It’s really simple:
When in doubt, If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It.
If you don’t know what you’re doing, leave it the hell alone until you do. If you take this one adage to Kor, you can get far in life. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like Namco got the message. Continue reading »
Posted in Localization Commentary, Tales of Hearts | Tagged Seriously Namco?, Tales of Hearts | 52 Responses