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Tales in 2021

By Kajitani-Eizan on March 31, 2016

Hello, fellow netizens! As it is customary for me to do some kind of update at the end of March, I figured I would do so just to say hello despite not much actually going on.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged April Fools, Boring | 33 Responses

Tales in 2015

By Kajitani-Eizan on March 31, 2015

We here at KAJITANI-EIZAN’s Patch Site hope you have been doing well! Since it has been a while since my scathing quasi-review of The Tales That Must Not Be Named, I figured I should give an update on what’s been going on with Tales and what sorts of Tales things I’ve been helping out with […]

Posted in General News | Tagged April Fools, Boring, Tales of Hearts, Tales of Vesperia, Tales of Zestiria | 20 Responses

The Arte of Arte Naming

By Kajitani-Eizan on August 25, 2014

Pretty much just don’t be Namco and you’ll be fine.

Posted in General News, Localization Commentary | Tagged Boring, Seriously Namco?, Tales of Xillia 2 | 43 Responses

Attn: Namco: Please Fix These Things in Hearts R

By Kajitani-Eizan on April 18, 2014

It’s been confirmed that Tales of Hearts R for the Sony Playstation Vita will be coming to western shores in Winter 2014! We would like to give our thanks and congratulations to Tales producer Mr. Hideo Baba, who has followed through on his suggestion that Western Tales fans should really play Hearts and is going […]

Posted in Tales of Hearts | Tagged Boring, Tales of Hearts | 28 Responses

Job Opening Now Filled

By Kajitani-Eizan on April 2, 2014

We are proud to announce that we have found a new translator to fill the vacated position left by our old one!

Posted in Tales of Hearts | Tagged Absolute Zero, Boring, J/K, Tales of Hearts | 18 Responses

State of the Translation Address

By Kajitani-Eizan on February 28, 2014

Hello, my fellow Americans and citizens of other countries. Today I will talk about the (lack of) progress being made.

Posted in Tales of Hearts | Tagged Boring, J/K, Tales of Hearts | 34 Responses

Kangaroo Returns: Tales of Xillia 2013

By Kajitani-Eizan on September 21, 2013

And you thought Phantasia GBA was an embarrassing localization effort.

Posted in Localization Commentary | Tagged Boring, Tales of Xillia | 56 Responses

Non-Translator’s Cut Features

By Kajitani-Eizan on July 24, 2013

I think I’ve already discussed some of the features that will be added to Tales of Hearts as part of the optional Translator’s Cut edition of the game, but I’m not so sure I’ve discussed the features added to the base game. These features, are, of course, not optional.

Posted in Tales of Hearts | Tagged Boring, Tales of Hearts | 27 Responses

Progress

By Kajitani-Eizan on May 29, 2013

There is none. Tohoho!

Posted in Tales of Hearts, Tales of the Tempest | Tagged Absolute Zero, Boring, Tales of Hearts, Tales of the Tempest | 39 Responses

Another Boring Post

By Kajitani-Eizan on September 18, 2012

A couple of you have linked Tales producer Hideo Baba’s brief interview wherein he recommends a Japanese game for its story to English-speaking Tales fans who can’t understand said story, thereby proving that Namco Bandai Games is more than a match for KAJITANI-EIZAN’s Patch Site in the arte of trolling, and additionally that Mr. Baba […]

Posted in Tales of Hearts | Tagged Boring, Tales of Hearts | 67 Responses

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