Hello, fellow netizens! As it is customary for me to do some kind of update at the end of March, I figured I would do so just to say hello despite not much actually going on.
First, I’d like to congratulate Koei Bandai Namco Enix Games for their release of Tales of Berseria: Agito Versus Warriors: Final Fantasy XV! This exciting new VR MMO MOBA set in the years after Laphicet traveled in time to fuse with Sorey to usher in the Eighth Astral Era of Lucis is truly a masterpiece. Everyone, please thank CEO Hideo Baba-san for his efforts to actually release the game earlier in Europe than in the rest of the world, including Japan!
Second, I’d like to congratulate Absolute Zero Translations for releasing their fan translation of Tales of the Heroes: Twin Brave! This one was long in the making and had several hiccups, but it’s exciting to see it out so soon on the heels of their fan translation of Tales of VS, and I’m sure you’ll enjoy it thoroughly. Please make sure to give them your thanks! Their other side projects like Tales of Destiny Remake are still on the back burner in favor of games more popular with the fanbase, such as Tales of Asteria and Tales of Phantasia Full ReXmagination F for the Playstation Vista, but I’m sure they’ll get around to it.
Third, I’m sure you’re wondering about the status of Hearts. Worry not! Though we were busy for a few years, especially in the mid-2010’s, it’s back and making amazing progress! We’re basically almost done with the first continent and I don’t see why this thing shouldn’t be out by the end of the decade.
Well, that’s all for now. Please have a wonderful April Fools 2021 and make absolutely sure that you show your respects to His Esteemed Presidential Eminence, Lord Donald Trump, in front of your government-approved Kinects! All Hail America!