120 responses to “Bloodline of Conjurers”

  1. yuri-g

    hahaha that was awesome. my hat’s off to you, man. I definitely missed it at first, as did most everyone.

  2. Tajdusark

    Oh you bastard, how could you? I was really looking forward to Tales of Hearts, and after all the work!

    On a side note, a translation of this game would kick ass. Since I love those darn SRPGs.

  3. Herpity

    HURR DURR I’M A BORED TRANSLATOR SO I’LL MAKE A JOKE POST.

    This is exactly what you make yourself look like. Now quit fucking around and finish the translation, you have 4/5 of a game to go after fuck-if-I-know-how-many years.

  4. meh...

    It’s a disapointment, but things like this happen. Maybe you should release what you have to stop the trollers from trolling for about a few months or so.

  5. William

    Why start another project? You won’t finish it, as with Narikiri Dungeon games and ToH. Don’t bring everybody’s hope up and then do a half-ass’ed job and abandon the project a quarter-way through. That’s not cool. I’m not criticizing Eizan’s work, I think it’s great that he’s willing to do this for the community, but translating games, especially games such as the Tales series, is an ENORMOUS project and requires an incredible amount of time, dedication, and prestige. You don’t drop a project and start another one and then drop it and pick up another one like you’re picking out sweets in a candy shop like a child. By doing that, you’re wasting the community’s time as well as your own. The ToI patch is an exception, I admit, but not everyone can do it, and from what I’ve been seeing Eizan do, this is definitely not for him. Seven years of Tales, and not even one game translated halfway. Then again, who am I to judge? We’ll see how this new project goes, then I suppose we’ll have viable enough information to judge how he’s doing. Succeed loved, or die scoffed at, it’s up to you, Eizan, I’ll be cheering from the sidelines, and hoping that you’ll FULLY translate this project, and not do what you did to three other projects. Good luck.

  6. Ex

    HEY YOU RETARD COMMENTORS READ THIS.

    THE ABOVE POST IS A JOKE.

    READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH. HE SAYS IT IS A JOKE. STOP BEING TROLLED YOU GOD DAMNED IDIOTS.

    JESUS. FUCK.

  7. DarthShrimp

    I stopped reading when he said Naruto was a “timeless classic work of literature”. Guess I should have read the next line before freaking out ^^

  8. Lewnett

    *sigh* I was one of the many that are interested to this game.. but it’s ur choice to made..

    *sits in a corner hopelessly*

  9. Dahl

    wow … people can be so gullible sometimes …

  10. Lawl

    xD i wonder how many of the comments above were just kidding around and how many were actually freaking out

  11. Seiryuu

    ^__^ I love your posts Kaji. But they really do bring the retards out in the open as I’m sure you know. Keep up the good work 😀

  12. yurifoi

    I think you went too far with that joke. 😐

  13. Falcon

    My heart just stopped for a minute.
    You got me Kaji, you clever lovely bastard.

  14. Flan

    The retards that can’t read freaked out and the slightly literate retards ignored the part in wich Kajitani asks everyone to pretend this post is for real. This entire page is embarassing to read.

    Are you planning to make a real update soon or is this site doomed to become a bad joke?

  15. Wes

    There is entirely too much enthusiasm written above for it all to be real. Still, woo, Tales of Hearts looked stupid anyway. What kind of title is that, anyway?

  16. Xeawn

    That was hilarious, you made my wife and my heart stop for a moment there :P. She’s from Japan but has a bit of trouble with Kanji after being in America for so long, so she’s anxiously awaiting your translation (as am I).

    Keeping in line with wanting us to comment like this was real,

    OH MY GAWD HOW COULD YOU! YOU BROKE MY LITTLE WIFE’S HEART! SHE IS SOBBING OPENLY INTO HER DS RIGHT NOW YOU CRUEL HEARTLESS MONSTERS! YOU HAVE SHATTERED HER PETITE LITTLE HEART, I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF! WHAT IS SHE GONNA PLAY NOW, TALES OF SYMPHONIA AGAIN? I SHOULD MAIL YOU A GLASS BOTTLE OF HER TEARS! TEARS THAT YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED! PREEEEVEEEENTEEEED!

    There, how was that?

  17. Bob

    @Lawl
    I’ll tell you honestly, I really did freak out…

  18. 30084pm

    XD some people are so gullible…

  19. Totte95a

    OMG look forward to this good game…..MY ASS…..
    the ranslation was almost complete and you didnt even start it you bastard you better give it to someone to complete it i don’t like the gba tales of games i like well it was nice to have ToP in the collection i did buy this game on japanese only so i can play this on the DS legit but no thx for making me wasing my 40$ i will think of you like an asshole until you pick it up again

  20. Totte95a

    I FEEL STUPID SRRY FOR BEING AN ASS 🙁

  21. No worries

    Don’t be ashamed of feeling how you should, you ARE stupid.

  22. Tyson

    OH!
    The progress bar moved!

  23. Enigma

    um yeah heres the thing hearts is way better than summoners lineage so if you would be so kind as to getting back to translating hearts that would be good.

  24. Bob

    @no worries
    Don’t be a jerk… Nobody likes jerks…

    @Totte95a
    Don’t worry ’bout it I freaked out too… The main thing is to try to stay calm…

  25. Abstinence

    haha, there’s a reason why I always read the comments BEFORE reading a post XD

  26. NahuelDS

    You ruined my life.
    You’ll pay for this in the afterlife.

  27. verbo

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    The post was a great joke by itself, but the things amused me the most were the whiners’ posts.

    Thanks for the laugh Kajitani Eizan XD

  28. Phil

    I’m itching to say how stupid all of this is but I guess that would be pointless. I suppose Kajitani’s objective from the beggining was to see whiners cry, ass-kissers support unconditionally and trolls, well, troll.

    Since I don’t understand your sense of humor, I suggest you delete this whole thing and pretend this never happened. But I doubt you care about a random internet person opinion, so I just ask that your next post be an actual update on the project and not yet another silly joke. It’s getting boring and repetitious.

  29. Yohko86

    Okay, I’m going to be honest… I thought this was for real at first until I saw the tags and read it more thoroughly. You had me going!

    But it’s good that you’re still working on the ToH translation! And TotW: Summoner’s lineage honestly doesn’t look that bad of a Tales game (and reading your description of SL’s battle system reminds me of how ND 3 did theirs with the 3 units per team and such)!

    Good luck to you on both your endeavors!

  30. Gameboy121

    But I was looking forward to the Tales of Hearts translation… 🙁

  31. Moonkey

    Oh dear, I felt like my heart stopped… And then I read the whole post. >_< I feel stupid now… But oh well, that wasn't funny you meanie. ;_;

  32. Pluupy

    Oh those silly blog entry tags…

  33. Xander

    Goddammit, I didn’t read the TL;DR part, or even the sodding blog tag.

    Well played sir. Well played.

  34. Ryo21

    what tag??

  35. Ryo21

    mmmkay,…. already saw it.

  36. Jade Phoenix

    Wow, your funny…. Its been six months since your last update, and all you can do is post stupid jokes? Clearly this project is doomed…

  37. Carnivol

    Doomed? But … I can assure you that those Summoner’s Lineage pictures are very much the real deal!

  38. Ryo21

    well… a joke is a joke, live with it guys! all we can do now is wait, at least kaji finds a way to make us laugh xD

  39. StarWallace

    LOL… i saw J/K in the tags on the home page, but i wanted to clarify that this really was a “just kidding” and not some other acronym i didn’t know. so i skimmed through the comments before reading it all haha.

    dude you are so truly evil! i almost cried!

    i look forward to the day this patch actually comes to fruition.

  40. Hayate-Raikosu

    Wow, lol. This was actually funny. When I thought it would be canceled my reaction was ” o___o …” but when I read more…yeah. What made this even more funny were to comments, I doubt some of them were pretending to be angry lol

  41. Sam

    I will bet about 80% of these guys saying they noticed it was a joke, that it was funny, blah, blah are in fact those guys that freaked out using different names.

  42. Shinserph

    This post was of an epic level. It’s been a while since i laughed like that, sitting alone in front of my PC.

  43. Tumas

    lack of fan interest?? you’re just making excuses!bastards

  44. Dimentionalist

    Fare thee well, Tales of Hearts. I look forward to more… heart-breaking posts like this in the future.

  45. Balthier

    T_T

    Oh my GOD how sad! I was so looking forward to this game, too! I mean, what kind of person would do this? You shouldn’t have done this to begin with if you had no intentions of finishing at all. By the way, good one. Actually got me for a moment there. This is so infuriating! What? Now we wait for a few months before some ELSE proposes to start a ToH translation from scratch.

    I hate the world. /wrist

  46. Auriel

    well, nice joke anyway kaji… fiuuuh… -,-a

  47. Rafa

    aww im so sad 🙁
    how about….at least releasing what you have so far…or giving the project to someone else

  48. nebosuke

    Funny. You really had me fooled for a while. Still with this, you realize you’ve ruined any oppurtunity for April Fool’s Day

  49. aimless

    Wait, what? Does this mean Summoner’s Lineage isn’t going to be translated? Or Tales of Hearts isn’t going to be translated? I’m confused…

  50. Buff

    Neither is going to be translated. This whole BS will look even more stupid after he/she/it abandon the project as usual.

    You don’t have to worry about a real post stating the project is being dropped, though. Kajitani always quits midway but never admits the obvious drops.

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